From the dreads of Bob Marley to people who “rock rough and and stuff with they Afro Puff’s,” black people very much like having a quality hair cut/style/do. The stuff black people can do with their hair… it’s just…. it’s like a Transformer, one second it’s this, and then it is that. One day [...]
Archive for February, 2008
#9 Hair Styles
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2008 | 9 Comments »
#8 Not Getting Sunburnt
Posted in Uncategorized on February 27, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Do you know where you can find over 200,000 pieces of literature that black people haven’t read? No not the library, but of course I am referring to the responses to a google search for “cure for sunburn.” Black people read just as [...]
#7 Ice Cube
Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2008 | 20 Comments »
Ice Cube, not to be confused with “ice cubes” whose ingredients of water and cold are 2 of black peoples least favorite things, is a well known musician, or as black people would call him, a “Rapper” or “Hip Hop Artist.” He is also a film writer, producer, director, and actor.
Ice Cube [...]
#6 Being Good at Sports
Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2008 | 9 Comments »
When you were younger you more than likely participated in some recreational sports activity, and may have been pretty good. But if there were 5 or more black kids at your school, odds are you weren’t a starter on the varsity basketball team, and probably joined an intramural team instead. Black people sometimes [...]
#5 The NAACP
Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Founded in 1909, the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) is one of the oldest civil rights organizations in the United States. The NAACP was a major contributor in the fight for equal rights for all people regardless of race. Today the NAACP works to ensure equal rights for [...]
#4 Hot Sauce
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Hot sauce is such an important part of black people’s diet’s that it should have it’s own food group on The Food Guide Pyramid. Tobasco, Rooster, Cholula, Alabama Sunshine, Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce, Mad Dog, Red Hot, at least 3 of these will be found at any one time in a black person’s sauce collection.
The [...]
#3 Their Mama
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2008 | 13 Comments »
To black people there is a unanimous number 1 girl in their lives, their mama/momma and black people don’t just like their mama, they LOVE their mama. A black person’s mama is always the primary supporter of each respective black person, and black people love their mama for it. This love does [...]
#2 Big Butts
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2008 | 21 Comments »
Before picking a mate, there are several things all people consider including personality, physical attraction, intelligence, financial security, etc. These are universal qualities desired by everyone. Black people however, have another qualification, that if “thick” and “juicy” enough, may make up for a lack of personality. A big butt.
Both black men, and [...]
#1 Making Fashion Statements
Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2008 | 8 Comments »
From Kanye and his shutter shades to Allen Iverson and Carmelo Anthony’s assorted color coded sweatbands and arm sleeves, black people love making fashion statements. Black people can make a fashion statement out of anything, and look good doing it too.
When walking into a bar or night club the best dressed people there [...]
