Before picking a mate, there are several things all people consider including personality, physical attraction, intelligence, financial security, etc. These are universal qualities desired by everyone. Black people however, have another qualification, that if “thick” and “juicy” enough, may make up for a lack of personality. A big butt.
Both black men, and black women have an affinity for a big butt, and rightfully so. The butt is perhaps the most useful part of the human anatomy, and often gets little credit (were it not for your butt, you wouldn’t be able to sit in your seat comfortably and enjoy this blog). For black people however, the butt means so much more.
In popular culture it was Sir Mix-A-Lot who coined the phrase “I like big butts and I can not lie.” This song has become a must on any party play list because of its ability to make people display their butts at their full potential. More on the act of dancing later.
The butt is more than just a mating call on the dance floor however, it is a strategically placed point of interest, and black people take full advantage of it. A white man will sit and stare at a woman’s breasts for hours, often with the woman well aware, and disgusted. Black men will enjoy the view from the advantageous position BEHIND the woman, out of her line of sight.
Black people will often wear clothes that highlight this point of interest. This may be in direct relation to black people and the fashion statements they are fond of making (see #1 Fashion Statements). Very tight jeans, short shorts, and thongs are key items in a black woman’s arsenal, to compliment her big booty. Black men rely primarily on two things to mold their back end. Tall Tee’s, t-shirts that are extra large and long, are used to drape the butt, defining it, and making it more viewable. The other and much more blatant tactic employed by black males wishing to display their rear, is simply the act of wearing jeans 5 sizes too big. A belt is usually employed to keep their pants right below their butt. If you see a black man with their jeans below their ass or a black woman with her thong showing so much you could check the size, do not point this out to them. They are aware that you noticed.
When it comes to dancing, black people almost always will be dancing with the biggest butt they can find. Black women, who tend to have bigger butts than white women, are well aware of the attention their butt can get them and will result to “popping” their butt, which is the term used to describe a booty shaking dance. To white people popping is a very intimidating dance move, due to an inherent lack of dancing ability. Black people however, are drawn to booty popping, and the faster, and more violently the butt moves, the better. Let this be a warning to everyone, If you are on the dance floor, and a black person is shaking their butt, you better stand back or you are likely to be injured.
HA HA!
THIS SHIT IS SO OBVIOUS THAN ANYTHING.
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW OBSESSED THE BLACK FOLK IS WITH THE BIG BUTT.
ROTFLMFAO…
i, a black woman, do not have a big butt. it’s actually pretty small compared to many of the butts i’ve seen on white women. it seems to me that big butts are becoming increasingly equal opportunity.
It isn’t so much that black people more than white people have big butts, just that that black people prefer big butts more than white people do… you feel that way… anyone?
The fact is not that black women have bigger butts than white ones, but that their butts are big in relation to the woman’s size, if compared with a white woman. I mean, there are many fat white women with enormous butts, but a slim white woman would have probably smaller butts than the average slim black woman.
No Ana, fat white women don’t have enormous butts; they have WIDE butts that are STILL FLAT no matter HOW big they get, lol.
exactally ppl get confused with big butts and wide butts
your right dude am a black man..and i love big buttts i have bigg butts myself..but i observe that no matter how fat a white woman her butts is usually WIDE not huge ass
THIS STATEMENT IS TOO TRUE. -Someone-
I have many white friends, blonds, Spanish, Eastern European, Arabs, etc… and very true, they seem to CONFUSE HAVING A WIDE LOWER BODY, INCLUDING TIGHTS THAT ARE TOO BIG, TOUCHING EACH OTHER, CELLULITE, ETC… With having a big butt. Rather unfortunate.
^LOL
Conversely Hispanics seems to have bellies but flat butts, their pants look deflated from the back
This is a poor attempt to copy the blog “stuff white people like”.
Also,this blog was clearly written by a black person, male preferably. Words like “ass” and “booty” wouldn’t have been used otherwise, because they are not part of the natural white person’s language, who would have used quotation marks to refer t these two terms as a direct quote from black people themselves.
so?
????This blog was clearly written by a white person. No black person would be so off with so many things….
It’s rare to find a white girl with a booty no matter what her size is. Also, I don’t think they want one either. But, (I’m a black female) this white guy I know love butts-seriously. I would have never guessed, until I asked him and he really likes them–and breast. I admit to wearing tight pants, but for different reasons: I don’t like loose pants anymore and for my white male friend…;).
I’m white and only 105 pounds (I’m short not nasty skinny) and have a huge but. It’s not race it’s genetics lol.
Well – actually there are genetics in many African peoples that do cause larger butts – search on steatopygia.
Anyway, that being the case, it would make sense that black folks would see that as an attractive trait.
Africans have bigger butts than people the originated from the carabian i dont know why it may be the genes are stronger there.
Well, down south the white girls have pretty big butts. Some put black girls butts to shame so it all depends on the person and genetics. I think…
A big butt is definitely an African thing! Many black women in the diaspora (scattered Africa) do not know that their big round buttocks are a direct link to the Motherland. South Africa is the origins of big butts (no offense, just a compliment). Unfortunately, society subconsciously or consciously teaches us that a big butt denotes obesity or unattractiveness. The modern world measures people of every ethnicity on Western standards. White men are attracted by big breasts. To the average white guy a woman with no ‘backs’ (i.e., a noticeable butt) is alright. Black men can care less about big breasts. As comedian Martin Lawernce once said ‘it’s all about the nipples that get a woman ready.’ Generally, Black men love big round butts. Again, big buttocks are a direct link to the Motherland.
STOP SAYING “BLACK FOLKS”
that term is so dated and racist!
not all black women have booty, and there a lot of “whooties” in this world (white girls with booties). Its just that having a big butt became popular, even in western society (i.e. booty implants).
I’m black and supposdly as my white friends have told me I got a big butt. But I’m pretty sure it goes along with genetics because my moms side of the family has humongus butts.
Also some people are mistaken when they say someone has a big butt. Sometimes when people think big there thinking wide not a butt that actually sticks out.
Damn, you know this shit is racist as fuck but it’s cool. Some of this shit was funny, and didn’t use blatant racism. Just opinions… But you have to think if a white person sees this shit, their dumb as will believe it.THINK THICK ON THAT!!!!
shut the fuck up. You think white people just read shit and believe it? Like we don’t know any black people and can’t make our own opinions without reading a fucking blog. Yeah you’re right, every white person develops their opinions from articles on the internet. gtfo, go get an education somewhere.
Is it me or has no one eva herd from there white friend my butts to big even from white girls ive woke up with say there butts to big i dont like it either there trying for round 2 or they actualy do not like it.
In carrabian countries they usualy try many methods to get the arses bigger the first one i herd of were eating chikin seeds.
idk what you are talking about Malik, I love women with big butts, especially whent they stick out, boobs are nice but after a certain point they get too big imo. I know what you are talking about MrFlowers, i hear girls saying all the time “ohh my butt is sooo big” and i always want to say to them “you say that like its a BAD thing” but im a dude so it wouldnt go over so well.
and guys dont take this so seriously, just like the stuff white people like its a JOKE, not meant to be taken as fact (even if there is SOME truth in it)
I am a white person and I have found this blog so informative. I’m glad I could learn so much from my black brethren, especially about “booty” and “drank”. I’ll be sure to “crunk” it up at “da club” tonight y’all. 😉
agreed to the fullest Malik A. Cooper and someone
Ok I’m going to break it down so everyone understands lol:
Black women of all, come from yes, the motherland, beautiful Africa. In both past and present, less body fat is/was used to keep thier bodies warm. As a result, more fat was stored in their lower bodies, giving them their amazing, in my opinion beautiful thick wide hips(i love wide hips), butt, and thighs(and small waist). So It’s pretty much a genetic thing.
White women of all come from beautiful Europe. Basically due to the colder climate, more body fat was used up to keep warm, resulting in low fat distribution in the lower body(and more above the waist). This is ususally why like somone said, even large white women have flat butts.
OK SO ACCEPT IT PEOPLE LARGE BUTT IN BLACK WOMEN IS NOWHERE NEAR A STEREOTYPE, IT IS A GENETIC THING AND A BLESSING FROM GOD. IT IS VERY FEMININE(TELL WHATS MANLY ABOUT IT, YEA NOTHING) AND IT WILL ALWAYS STAY LIKE THAT BLACK WOMEN BE PROUD KNOWING U ARE UNIQUE and BLESSED LIKE NO OTHER
I like your respectful tone for women.
However, I’d like to present another theory about bodily evolution. Since big breasts also appear in women in many parts of Africa, we can the assume that the upper versus lower fat distribution idea is bunk.
To go off topic for just a moment to make a point, I’d like to mention the Birds of Paradise from New Guinea, The males are very flashy and the females quite drab. Their traits have been chosen throughout the ages by very selective females. In their case, the female’s preferences have made a huge impact on the way the males look today.
Characterisitics become exaggerated with every new generation. Perhaps this is where large derriers coupled with tiny waists originated from. Natural Selection! This is a principle of evolution. Either the environment or some aspect of it such as hot glaring sun, overcast wintery or preference of males/females etc, has shaped the way a species currently appears.
haha this made me laugh loads
i’m black, and i have a huge ass and i hate it lol. i can’t even lose weight from it I always fail haha.
if you read the very first couple of sentences you stright up say all people look at oppsite sex like this, then the blacks look at the ass first? your blogs are outta control
you white people love fat butts?
U know what, i like both breast and ass, but i like ass more, if a woman has both, than she is good to go.
I’m white, but I love a big ass on a man. My husband is mostly Colombian, but he has a big ass proportionally. I told him if he ever loses it I’m divorcing him. 🙂
And it’s too true about boobs…many times growing up I wished I had a big butt instead so I wouldn’t have to be irritated by being ogled all day, although I have to say it certainly wasn’t (and isn’t) limited to white guys. Mostly it’s just straight guys. Nowadays I just roll my eyes, but when I was younger it was a real problem.
This is a good one, but it all depends on the person. Not all black girls have a big butt and not all white girls have a flat butt. All guys like different things. As a bisexual individual I must say I like my girls to be thick like Nicki Minaj!
Nicki Minaj got an ass implant though…
i agree with MGM
im black and my booty is pretty big. and its feminine (like MGM said). women with big hips and butt are able to carry a child for nine months. thats why womens hips get bigger when prego. but i think a big booty is a genetic thing. and its strange how way back when, people used to look at a big butt like its a bad thing and its gross. now everybody wants booty implants (which just dont work out all the time) aahhh nothing like the real thing 😀
i agree wit MGM 100% because i got to a school with mainly brazilians and hispanics. im black and most of the hispanic chics in my school have bigger upper bodies compared to their lower. but the brazilians have hips and ass mainly because in my opinion they’re african. i mean a bunch of african slaves were taken there during the slave trade. but i see alot of white guys checking out my ass and what not in the hallways so i dont think just black guys that like phat asses. its genetic we got it from the roots
Big butts= yuck!
I’m a black girl who hates huge butts.
I’m a classically handsome 57-year-old black Canadian lad,and I CAN’T STAND BROADS WITH FAT,RUNAWAY A**ES!!!This describes too many black broads to a “T,”which is why I prefer a buxom blonde
(bra,34C-42D,gals!!!)between 27 and 38.Also,a hot white chick and I just LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT COUPLE!!!
u scard of black women , because you camt handle them .
you guys are so stupid talking about booty all day!! Get a life!
on tha realllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^
here in neb. There are alot of big booty white women not flat that would make a blck women do a dbl take white women are evolvn to meet the needs of a black man lol
watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEv5JgfnuUY&feature=autoplay&list=QL&index=2&playnext=3&shuffle=518695
This blog is quite amusing 🙂
It stops being racist and being actually factual.
It’s not racist, to say, that black women often have bigger butts. It’s actually true, because it’s genetic and it is normal for the climate in which they usually live.
But also, there are lots of black women who don’t have bigger buttocks. Africa is a such a diverse continent, especially among the black population, so much ethnicities, so much culture, so much different people.
There’s even an arab / magyar (Hungarian) population which originated from the Osman empire in the Sudan.
I don’t like most black women – since I’m white (genetics? dunno. I just don’t like the look of 90% of all black women, asian women et cetera, I like my women white), my preferences lie with white women. For a lot of white people, maybe the majority, blacks and hispanics are the best women. 🙂 It’s a taste thing.
Very informative blog, very funny blog. I’m glad we can discuss this between HUMANS, which means humans of every colour & “race”, with wit and humour.
i kie women with big round bootys.
To act like white men don’t like butts is as ignorant as saying all black men like big butts.
I’m a white man that loves a tight firm small ass. I don’t care what race/creed/nationality/ethnicity/religion etc etc. As long as they work out and have a nice (small) butt I’m all over it!
Big booty on the other hand leaves me thinking – Get that nasty flabby cellulite ridden thing outta my face and go hit a stairclimber and get off the twinkees!
Checking athletics might be the key. Black women hold all
sprint records, with the white women a distant second, and
the asian women far behind the caucasian. Black women
are not only much stronger physically than the above mentioned
races, but yes, the black women are also larger breasted, wider
hips, larger thighs, and vaginal area. Is that a sin? No. The
black woman may have what the others lack. What is a sin is
the white woman letting industry ruin her feminity to enhancements
of a Sears and Roebuck mannequin. Surprisingly, black women
are much stronger physically than either white or asian women.
It’s just genetics and has nothing to do with health.
Black women hv a nice bubble butt than white women n i lv big bubble butt on women
U Crackers make me puke!!!!ur the f n devil..!!gods comin
Michael,
This is about what Black people like. Not what you (being a white guy) like. There is already a blog for your vanilla tastes.
in South Africa it very very rare to see a black girl with flat ass it either they have nice big asses or Huge asses i guess they got it from their khoi/san ancestors couse tribal inter marrieges have been reported in the past
I’m a white woman and I have an enormous booty and a tiny waste!And I love black men!So lucky me!Because when I walk by a black man,he is guaranteed to look my way!Lucky me!But white men look too!
I would love to see a blackman deal with my blonde hotwifes Ass .
Some people just need shut up about big butt and big booty is not yuck to the girl who said that yeah I said it from a black girl
I love u big women
My goodness not all black women have big butts, and if some do you can’t always tell if its real anymore. I think people really living inside of a box of stereotypes and not looking at the reality of it all. I have seen many black women in general with no booty from south Africa to America to the Caribbean, and still will claim they have a big butt because of their pot bellies. When butt is a butt. Lots of booty models that black will tell you, they had something done, including south Africans they are definitely not exempt. You can’t trust who is really real anymore, because of plastic surgery practically dominated the whole world, butt augmentation, butt implants, butt injections, hips/thighs transfer, and so on and so on. But so many people are still hooked on only black women carries the big butts, when I have seen chubby to fat white women down south, with an actual poke out behind. I agree with dymplez_25 down here in the south white girls can carry butt too, the chubby ones I might add, and I agree with danny and kiki. Stop being so racists, because not every black woman has a butt, some have huge boobs, or some have nothing at all. We must accept that every person, including black women are designed differently individually. It’s not about a race thing, when in terms of having a big tail.
umm to the comment about white women in neb. I lived here my whole life and I have never seen one white woman who has a “bubble butt”. the best “ass” your going to see is on the black women here. big boobs on a lot of them too:)