Hello everyone. Sorry I have been absent from the posting scene for the last few weeks, I have been very busy. I am working on several new posts at the moment, but would much appreciate some suggestions or topics that you would like to see written about. I only have one black friend so I could really use your help. What does your one black friend like???
Koolaid,Fresh sneakers,chicken wings,Escalades,ganging up on a single person,white women,public transportation,hennessey
newports,white tees,NIKE
WHY R U posting these? I only read through one time and I can tell from your tone that you are not celebrating the Black race of people. After reading your little comment about your “one black friend” I conclude that you are not black. What gives you the right to post an entire blog about what black people like when you have no idea what they like. What ever your reason was, you need to rethink it and don’t quit your day job. This blog SUCKS!!
I can tell from your tone that you are black…. that and the use of the letter “Z” in your email mizdistinct@yahoo.com that is something black people like to do too.
I have no idea what “they” like as you so innappropriately put it. This is your opportunity to inform me of things “they” like. Are you trying to say that “they” like blowing opportunities to be productive???? Because honestly mi”z”distinct@yahoo that would not be very funny to say… if that is what you are saying.
Kool-Aid is a definite. I have like 7 packets at my house and im 25 upper-middle class male (can’t break the stereo-type). Also, fitted hats are good. Most black people, secretly or not, like alternative music. I like the old school “No Doubt”. Most balck people like the NBA or like to play basketball themselves. We like to collect shoes too. And the #1 thing that black males like…Hispanic women! Ask anyone…its true!
They love to read, make money off the idiots (mainly white people) around them, go the museums, and talk about the issues that are going on around the world, help tutor children.
Don’t listen to the guy above me. Who likes tutoring children?
Kool-Aid, and all of it’s associated knockoffs. That one is right under Momma.
Also making up words to further confuse the white man.
Basketball deserves it’s own topic.
Rims.
More later.
Bass.
The letter T
Rap
Nike
Addidas
Jewelty
White Women
The N word
“fresh beats”
talking real loud
Tyler Perry movies
White Women
Hats that are 2 sizes too big.
Black women like black penises cos we know they will hit the spot…no need to wonder where it is…
@andrew11
That might be the one uniting factor of black culture, they all play bass guitar. Really well.
We sure do like all these things. Black people love to play cards (Spades!), listening to their music too damn loud, talking on our cell phones is quiet places, talking during the movie, and of course…white women!
Black people LOVE giving their children names that you can’t pronounce, even if you used hooked on phonics to help you out!! And the names often have apostrophes or hyphens in them. Or they’re just names that are made up by putting “etta”, “shawn” or “tey” in them somewhere!
Examples:
Cashetta
Da’Shawna
Vontey
And let’s not forget the all too familiar children named after automobiles!!! I love how creative my people can be!! lol!!
-Vaseline
-Aluminum Foil
-Comin up with creative names for their kids
-Line dances: Cha Cha Slide, Electric Slide, Booty Call, Cupid Shuffle
-Cook-outs
-Sneakers
-Kool-Aid (Can’t deny this stereotype ya’ll)
-Gettin their hair “did” in all styles and colors
-Seasoning Salt (can’t get enuf of the orange stuff)
-Alternative music is right Jmac_21; I cannot find a black person who does not like Linkin Park and Evanescence
-Barack Obama and ignoring the fact that he’s half white also
-Fraternities and Sororities
-Gettin money/gettin paid
-Making fun of white people who wear shorts, sweatshirts, and sandals with socks in the snow…or is that just on the University of Maryland campus?
-Lil’ Wayne
-Weed and dutches
-Black N’ Milds
-Katt Williams
-Having a token white friend who acts black
-Matching accessories to clothes
-Calling people haters, i mean there’s a song called “Hi Hater”
-Showin up late–this habit, also referred to as CP (Colored people) time is a habit I myself try so hard to break
-Bass anywhere it can be installed (mostly cars)–U were right W0rd
-Bill Clinton
-Night Clubs–even tho we complain about the lines, entry-price, freezing cold when it’s winter and we’re wearin close to nothing so as not to get too hot or carry much once inside, and possible wackness of the club once we get inside
-Video games…or maybe this is just a male thing
-Spades (damn i love a good game of spades. Too many times I’ve heard “If you don’t know how to play spades, u ain’t black”)
-Thanking and giving praise to God for EVERYTHING
-Poetry (the fast-talking calm ones that soon get hyped up wit excitement before slowing down at key moments…man)
….I think that’s a good start. I’m obviously having too much fun coming up with this list, lol.
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I laugh and say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. that way, not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. The “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really got with black people now . . . Along with a. Number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I laugh and say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. that way, not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. The “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really got with black people now . . . Along with a. Number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Ps: I agree with the comments above about basketball and secretly liking some alternative music
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. However, With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. Then not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. Also the “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really hot with black people now . . . Along with a number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Ps: I agree with the comments above about basketball and secretly liking some alternative music
Thinkb4ublink, maybe your one black friend should write the blog instead of you because you definitely are doing it all wrong. Your blog criticizes blacks when it is supposed to be a satire. Then you add in things that are relevant to the post. As a black, I don’t z’s unless they are actually apart of the word. I don’t say dat or give me a pound–I have never even pounded anyone. I definitely don’t fit this stereotype.
Also, you really had no business putting Angry’s e-mail out there. That was supposed to be private, but since you wanted to be funny and prove a point, you did.
I know you’ve read stuffwhitepeoplelike and you should do the flip side of that list. This time do your research. And the funny thing about the site is that it is written by a white person.
Am I offended by this site, no. You need to renovate the site and check with some black people before posting. Also, it is suppose to be a satire not a bashing.
Parking backwards.
White Women should have been your Number 1.
The number one thing on the list should have been White Women lol
Black woman reporting in…
Obama – I’ve gotten some heated responses when I tell people I didn’t vote for him.
TD Jakes – I’m going to the new movie with some girlfriends this afternoon.
Talking about race – Check out the blog Let’s Talk about Race at http://www.dioncommunications.com/blog
Black people add spaghetti sauce to the pasta while it’s still in the pot. I’m just sayin’.
PS: I find this entire website offensive on many levels. You wouldn’t catch me dead watching Medea Goes To Prison or any movie/TV show with a rapper in the lead role.
Yo, how bout how Black people always have to “Make a plate” to take home when they go a picnic. Damn near clean out a host’s cubbards if they had the chance. HA!