Paul Pierce and KG better look the hell out.
Another example of a black mama you wouldn’t want to mess with…
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/articles/2008/05/14/a_parents_plea__apparently/
So what did that angry black mama say to you Paul Pierce?”
I really don’t know, She was just coming to her son; that’s how moms are when they see something happening to their kids.”
So you understand the woman’s actions?
“My mom probably would’ve done the same thing.”
In another version of the same story,
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8133208/LeBron-yells-at-mom-to-sit-down-after-hard-foul
“Kevin Garnett, trailing on the play, tried to calm her and Wally Szczerbiak approached her for a high five, but Gloria James was too angry to pay attention to either.”
I bet she was too angry. Not only was her baby boy (at ONLY 6′8″ 240) fouled hard by Pierce, but she has KG touching her, who sweat rolls off of faster than a Kenyan in a marathon, and a goofy looking white guy named Wally trying to give her a high five like he is down with the whole hand shaking, slapping, and pounding ritual, that black people have perfected and love.
My black boyfriend says “Complaining about Whitey” should be added
i saw this it was funny,lebron is like sit the eff down mama.lol.
Kudos–this is a very witty and entertaining blog!
What’s up! Just wanted to say that I find this blog very entertaining, and I was disappointed there isn’t more! I’m a black male that found the original blog (Stuff White People Like) very funny and was hoping to read its counterpoint in full. Keep at it, it’s nicely satirical and in some ways hilariously accurate (Soul food, not chicken…exactly!)
Some suggestions:
their stereos
nicknames
skin cream
sneakers
being the first one with a fad (aka “whatcha know about dis?” or “You ain’t up on dis!”)
non-blacks that embrace black culture without appearing awkward
slang
Barack Obama
west indian accents
not swimming
Old black sitcoms (Cosby, Martin, Fresh Prince, etc)
scaring white people that think black people are scary
i just read ‘what white people like’ and i found this blog after. i’m white, but i grew up with a lot of black, asian, and latino people, and white people were the ‘largest of the minorities’ and there was no majority. one thing white people could do better on is liking their mom!!! or their family in general. so many white people complain about their family.
Yeah Black men and their mommas, you aint never lied about that.
Actually any men any race and their mommas!
lol bruhman….scaring white people!!!!!! My friends and I used to do that all the time when we were teens. You should see the white women in downtown philly clutching their purses when we walked by. So my friend (6′1 280pd male) waited untill we were right up on this one white lady, leaned down and yelled “BOO”. hahahaha you should’ve heard the scream she let out. i didnt know white people could go from white to red to pink and then back to white so fast…..
`Wow ;
Oh Geesh ; i Still Wondering Why His Mom Came !