SIDE NOTE – Hello again Internet world. It has been some time since my last post and apologize for the delay. I have no excuse really. It’s not like I’m busy (I’m a white guy with a blog about black people). I encourage ANYONE of you Black, White, Yellow, or Mexican color to join the STUFFBLACKPEOPLELIKEALSO blog writing team. We currently and proudly have a membership of 1. Just hit me with a comment if you interested.
ONE OTHER NOTE – I don’t really only have “1 black friend” that was just a joke, playing pff of the “token black guy” Do black people like being that? I don’t know. Tell me. And I am not racist in the least. If you find any of this racist I suggest you look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” you may be suffering from these preventing you from grasping the “humor“
With that being said.
Let’s talk about Drink. I polled all the white people in my neighborhood 1 wuestion, “What kind of drink do black people prefer, PURPLE/GRAPE or RED/WHATEVER RED TASTES LIKE” The results were a dead even 756 for each. Then I polled the black person in my neighborhood and asked, the same question. The results were Conclusive. 100% said “Don’t matter what color. I like drink.”
In popular culture the association between a black person and drink is well documented. Harold and Kumar 2, Chris Tucker in Money Talks references a whole slew of SOUL Food items including Kool-Aid, the technical term of many colored drink.
In popular music you can’t go into any “Urban” themed bar and not heat T Pain’s “Let me buy you a drrrrraaannk” moving all the big bottomed girls on the dance floor. Lil Jon one of the first to “popularize” the Crunk Cup, a large decorative uhm, CUP, like the wrong answer to “Choose Wisely” in The Last Crusade. Attention white people, should you see Lil Jon out DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT inquire about the Crunk Cup. You put yourself at risk when attempting to use “black lingo.” Once you say “Crunk Cup” your only one “OOOOOKKKK” away from using “SKEET! SKEET! Which should NEVER come up when discussing the drink in the CRUNK CUP. I’ve seen this happen 100’s of times.
In Conclusion, while white people are mixed when it comes to the right answer to which color black people prefer and will probably never be certain. To black people as was confirmed by 100% response in the survey above. Black people just want drink.
So the age old question. What do black people like to drink?
And is it COLOR or is it FLAVOR. Cuz There is red drink, but then there would be purple drink, but I have heard it called Grape drink, but then what the hell is red drink!? It’s all so confusing.
Funny stuff…check out my blog when you get a chance. You may like these in particular:
http://shakashaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/black-people-starter-kit-must-haves.html
http://shakashaw.blogspot.com/2009/04/black-people-starter-kit-part-2-avoid.html
Shaka Shaw
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how did supermalt not feature in that discussion?
Well, Red Drink is actually many different types of flavors. So, I guess you could call it Fruit Punch! Purple/Grape Drink is all the same. There is also Green,Yellow, and Blue Drink.
In your article #9 Hair Styles you made a comment : So smile, give them a pound, and say “What up G/Yo/Dawg?”
Then in this article you say: If you find any of this racist I suggest you look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” you may be suffering from these preventing you from grasping the “humor“.
* Honestly, if you can’t see how some of your articles could be considered racist, prejudice, stereotypical, and offensive…..Then I believe that should look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” YOU may be suffering from those preventing you to see the error of your ways.
i like your comment
okay, at 1st i thought this was racist, but it is funny, anyway,
red drink does have many different flavors, but usually its cherry or fruit punch, which basically tastes the same, even still its red so its red drink
oh n yes im black from the “urban” area, so i noe
Black guys can’t drink anyway they are wasted on two drinks, that’s why all the bars or pubs are 100% White European/English or Irish because they fear looking like a fool.
If they do go out it’s to a Nightclub and sip on JD and coke without the JD HELLO………….
Any black guy with tolerance is not a black guy he is mixed race which is entirely different and have benefited from our genes.
Yes, Im white. But I love some drank. I cant believe you didn’t mention Orange drink though. Its perfect for those days when Tropicana is just too damn expensive.