_
BOOM BOOM BOOM Hot shit! Ohhhhh I’m going down down baby, no skates on the escalator, BOOM BOOM baby! Come on and tell me now! Sugar on my Cocoa Puffs Listen to me Now!
Oh Nelly, how I miss you rattling the trunk of my car.
I remember when I was 16. I got this [...]
Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
# 16 or so… BASS… oh and JAZZ too.
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2009 | 9 Comments »
BEING GOOD AT SPORTS : DEVIN HESTER
Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2009 | 3 Comments »
click below to see why
DEVIN HESTER IS SO GOOD AT SPORTS
YES – That is indeed. How you return a punt.
Devin Hester is a very black dude. I mean look at him. He’s black. And he is damn good at sports. Very good at sports. He returned the opening kick of the Super Bowl XLI (41) [...]
“Insert Color Here” DRINK
Posted in Uncategorized on February 14, 2009 | 6 Comments »
SIDE NOTE – Hello again Internet world. It has been some time since my last post and apologize for the delay. I have no excuse really. It’s not like I’m busy (I’m a white guy with a blog about black people). I encourage ANYONE of you Black, White, Yellow, or Mexican [...]
(Revisited) #3 Their Mama
Posted in Uncategorized on May 14, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Paul Pierce and KG better look the hell out.
Another example of a black mama you wouldn’t want to mess with…
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/articles/2008/05/14/a_parents_plea__apparently/
So what did that angry black mama say to you Paul Pierce?”
I really don’t know, She was just coming to her son; that’s how moms are when they see something happening to their kids.”
So you understand the [...]
Hey there!!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 15, 2008 | 27 Comments »
Hello everyone. Sorry I have been absent from the posting scene for the last few weeks, I have been very busy. I am working on several new posts at the moment, but would much appreciate some suggestions or topics that you would like to see written about. I only have one [...]
#11 Matching From Head to Toe to Beyond
Posted in Uncategorized on March 4, 2008 | 8 Comments »
What do Oodles, Flat Top, Prune Face, Cheater Gunsmoke, and Big Boy all have in common? No they aren’t rappers. They are characters in the Dick Tracy comic book series, and like black people they like matching from head to [...]
#10 SOUL Food
Posted in Uncategorized on March 4, 2008 | 19 Comments »
SOUL Food, or Stuff Only Us Like, which is consistent with black people’s tendency to shorten words/names/etc., is American style cuisine traditionally associated with African Americans. The word “soul” was and is commonly used to describe black culture, for example soul food, Soul Train, and most recently, Soul Plane, a groundbreaking “black people” film [...]
#9 Hair Styles
Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2008 | 9 Comments »
From the dreads of Bob Marley to people who “rock rough and and stuff with they Afro Puff’s,” black people very much like having a quality hair cut/style/do. The stuff black people can do with their hair… it’s just…. it’s like a Transformer, one second it’s this, and then it is that. One day [...]
#8 Not Getting Sunburnt
Posted in Uncategorized on February 27, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Do you know where you can find over 200,000 pieces of literature that black people haven’t read? No not the library, but of course I am referring to the responses to a google search for “cure for sunburn.” Black people read just as [...]
#7 Ice Cube
Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2008 | 20 Comments »
Ice Cube, not to be confused with “ice cubes” whose ingredients of water and cold are 2 of black peoples least favorite things, is a well known musician, or as black people would call him, a “Rapper” or “Hip Hop Artist.” He is also a film writer, producer, director, and actor.
Ice Cube [...]