Hello everyone. Sorry I have been absent from the posting scene for the last few weeks, I have been very busy. I am working on several new posts at the moment, but would much appreciate some suggestions or topics that you would like to see written about. I only have one black friend so I could really use your help. What does your one black friend like???
Koolaid,Fresh sneakers,chicken wings,Escalades,ganging up on a single person,white women,public transportation,hennessey
newports,white tees,NIKE
WHY R U posting these? I only read through one time and I can tell from your tone that you are not celebrating the Black race of people. After reading your little comment about your “one black friend” I conclude that you are not black. What gives you the right to post an entire blog about what black people like when you have no idea what they like. What ever your reason was, you need to rethink it and don’t quit your day job. This blog SUCKS!!
I can tell from your tone that you are black…. that and the use of the letter “Z” in your email mizdistinct@yahoo.com that is something black people like to do too.
I have no idea what “they” like as you so innappropriately put it. This is your opportunity to inform me of things “they” like. Are you trying to say that “they” like blowing opportunities to be productive???? Because honestly mi”z”distinct@yahoo that would not be very funny to say… if that is what you are saying.
HA!
Kool-Aid is a definite. I have like 7 packets at my house and im 25 upper-middle class male (can’t break the stereo-type). Also, fitted hats are good. Most black people, secretly or not, like alternative music. I like the old school “No Doubt”. Most balck people like the NBA or like to play basketball themselves. We like to collect shoes too. And the #1 thing that black males like…Hispanic women! Ask anyone…its true!
They love to read, make money off the idiots (mainly white people) around them, go the museums, and talk about the issues that are going on around the world, help tutor children.
Don’t listen to the guy above me. Who likes tutoring children?
Kool-Aid, and all of it’s associated knockoffs. That one is right under Momma.
Also making up words to further confuse the white man.
Basketball deserves it’s own topic.
Rims.
More later.
Bass.
The letter T
Rap
Nike
Addidas
Jewelty
White Women
The N word
“fresh beats”
talking real loud
Tyler Perry movies
White Women
Hats that are 2 sizes too big.
Black women like black penises cos we know they will hit the spot…no need to wonder where it is…
@andrew11
That might be the one uniting factor of black culture, they all play bass guitar. Really well.
That might be a lie because barely anyone black that I know (yes, I am black) can play the guitar at all regardless of what kind…
We sure do like all these things. Black people love to play cards (Spades!), listening to their music too damn loud, talking on our cell phones is quiet places, talking during the movie, and of course…white women!
Black people LOVE giving their children names that you can’t pronounce, even if you used hooked on phonics to help you out!! And the names often have apostrophes or hyphens in them. Or they’re just names that are made up by putting “etta”, “shawn” or “tey” in them somewhere!
Examples:
Cashetta
Da’Shawna
Vontey
And let’s not forget the all too familiar children named after automobiles!!! I love how creative my people can be!! lol!!
-Vaseline
-Aluminum Foil
-Comin up with creative names for their kids
-Line dances: Cha Cha Slide, Electric Slide, Booty Call, Cupid Shuffle
-Cook-outs
-Sneakers
-Kool-Aid (Can’t deny this stereotype ya’ll)
-Gettin their hair “did” in all styles and colors
-Seasoning Salt (can’t get enuf of the orange stuff)
-Alternative music is right Jmac_21; I cannot find a black person who does not like Linkin Park and Evanescence
-Barack Obama and ignoring the fact that he’s half white also
-Fraternities and Sororities
-Gettin money/gettin paid
-Making fun of white people who wear shorts, sweatshirts, and sandals with socks in the snow…or is that just on the University of Maryland campus?
-Lil’ Wayne
-Weed and dutches
-Black N’ Milds
-Katt Williams
-Having a token white friend who acts black
-Matching accessories to clothes
-Calling people haters, i mean there’s a song called “Hi Hater”
-Showin up late–this habit, also referred to as CP (Colored people) time is a habit I myself try so hard to break
-Bass anywhere it can be installed (mostly cars)–U were right W0rd
-Bill Clinton
-Night Clubs–even tho we complain about the lines, entry-price, freezing cold when it’s winter and we’re wearin close to nothing so as not to get too hot or carry much once inside, and possible wackness of the club once we get inside
-Video games…or maybe this is just a male thing
-Spades (damn i love a good game of spades. Too many times I’ve heard “If you don’t know how to play spades, u ain’t black”)
-Thanking and giving praise to God for EVERYTHING
-Poetry (the fast-talking calm ones that soon get hyped up wit excitement before slowing down at key moments…man)
….I think that’s a good start. I’m obviously having too much fun coming up with this list, lol.
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I laugh and say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. that way, not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. The “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really got with black people now . . . Along with a. Number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I laugh and say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. that way, not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. The “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really got with black people now . . . Along with a. Number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Ps: I agree with the comments above about basketball and secretly liking some alternative music
Hey I read through your other site, “stuff white people like” with a white friend of mine and we thought it was hilarious and, from a satirical standpoint, plenty true. However, With all due respect, this site does not seem to have the same magic. As a black woman, I am not offended by any of this. I simply don’t think its funny and only once did I say “its true!”. Perhaps you should have a black person write this. Then not only will the posts be true, but it also will be easier to poke fun since it was created by one of us. For instance, you will be surprised to know that a lot of black girls now rock a punk look. Also the “rihanna cut” and the obama family are really hot with black people now . . . Along with a number of other things. My point is, you will need a little more than 1 black friend to make this site a work. Lol
Good luck
Ps: I agree with the comments above about basketball and secretly liking some alternative music
Thinkb4ublink, maybe your one black friend should write the blog instead of you because you definitely are doing it all wrong. Your blog criticizes blacks when it is supposed to be a satire. Then you add in things that are relevant to the post. As a black, I don’t z’s unless they are actually apart of the word. I don’t say dat or give me a pound–I have never even pounded anyone. I definitely don’t fit this stereotype.
Also, you really had no business putting Angry’s e-mail out there. That was supposed to be private, but since you wanted to be funny and prove a point, you did.
I know you’ve read stuffwhitepeoplelike and you should do the flip side of that list. This time do your research. And the funny thing about the site is that it is written by a white person.
Am I offended by this site, no. You need to renovate the site and check with some black people before posting. Also, it is suppose to be a satire not a bashing.
Parking backwards.
White Women should have been your Number 1.
The number one thing on the list should have been White Women lol
Black woman reporting in…
Obama – I’ve gotten some heated responses when I tell people I didn’t vote for him.
TD Jakes – I’m going to the new movie with some girlfriends this afternoon.
Talking about race – Check out the blog Let’s Talk about Race at http://www.dioncommunications.com/blog
Black people add spaghetti sauce to the pasta while it’s still in the pot. I’m just sayin’.
PS: I find this entire website offensive on many levels. You wouldn’t catch me dead watching Medea Goes To Prison or any movie/TV show with a rapper in the lead role.
Yo, how bout how Black people always have to “Make a plate” to take home when they go a picnic. Damn near clean out a host’s cubbards if they had the chance. HA!
-Nick names like (boo baby, jo jo, tre (pronounced tray) etc.).
-Names that end with “isha” or “te”/”tay” or “isa”Example Marnisha
Sharmisa
Damante
Marvantay
I agree with angry. You’re not black but you post things on what blac people like??? Really??? White people put the zin thier em@il address as well as in their screen names too. Did you know they have a website for you??? And how do you only have one black friend??? Do you live in a small town with one black family??? If that’s the case you for SURE shouldn’t post anything. It’s not even like you can relate. We clearly have nothing in common so why pretend??? I bet everything you know about us you learned from a textbook or the media. Don’t try to shrink us. Do what you do but leave us out of it.
I totally wouldn’t mind if you knew were we came from, understood our background, realized that just like there are white people in every class, there are black people in every class as well, or even had a VAST amount of black friends. Yes I am black but I have several friends from every background, race, and ethnicity. What made you come to this site anyway???
Great post, I bookmarked your site so I can visit again in the near future, Cheers
Fantastic information in your blogpost, I saw this report on tv the other day about this same thing and since I am going to be married in two weeks and the timing couldn’t have been better! thanks for the tip!
Gospel/Church.
Chicken n Waffles.
Stand up Comedy.
Family Reunions.
Definitely Bill Clinton/Barack Obama.
Black History Month (and related figures i.e. Rosa Parks, MLK Jr.)
hey
this is a black kid speaking and reading your blog about black people is a little over the top. I mean we all are a little rasist from time to time but to make a wesite based on false information is a little mean. look not all black people like soul food. Personally i thinks its disgusting and bad for your body. but ese up on the rasisim
Blacks like to ignore factual history. They like to pretend that their ancestors in America were not slave owners. Fact: for percentage of population, there were more black slave masters than white slave owners. Just Google Black slave owners in America and discover he truth. Blacks even had white slaves. Blacks like to think that they are underprivileged as an excuse or other short comings. Blacks like to feel they are victims and deserve some special consideration from white people. Black people like to pretend that every black person today came directly from slaves in America and that all white people came directly from slave owners. They like to stereotype and simplify and believe racial myths. They like to compensate with falsehood. They do not want to face the truth about themselves.
I hate how EVERYONE on this site put all black people into one category I have said this many times and I will say it many times more YOU cannot classify an entire race based on how a few people act!
You should add some funny entries such as “Serving Time In Prison” or “Sickle Cell Anemia”!
LOL! As a black person, I can say that I enjoy this blog. It’s obviously for entertainment purposes and any other black person reading it cannot lie and say some of these are not true..
anyways:
Black men like white girls, black women like white men …its true
peanuts
dominoes
the cartilage on bones of chicken or any other meat
thats all i know so far
weed.
john mayer…not really…well at some point
tyson beckford (black women)
yo mamma jokes
saying stuff is racist( thats hella fun)
the word hella
top ramen
cup noodles
mafia/gangster films
dancing
i think the ice cube one, though true shouldn’t be there, instead maybe rap music in general?
also afros and bootlegs(pirated films)
FUNNY IT IS ALL TRUE TO SOMEONE SOMEWHERE. WOW! disease though, likes or the curse of man! HU – MAN.
Carp or catfish or any other dirty water swimming, bottom eating thing that white people won’t eat
Turkey necks, pigs feet, watermelon
Trayvon Martin
Work out clothes when they ain’t workin out
Any shortcut (sports) that allows them to make millions and do nothing for it
Pop Tarts (any flavor)
Rap music
Any overpriced tennis shoes that you can’t run any faster in
Welfare and food stamps and extended unemployment benefits
Cadillacs with no insurance or tags
Brill cream
Anything free or stolen
Blaming the white man for keepin em down
Ok – I’m white so I have to go back to work. I’m sure I’ll think of more later! Word to your mother!
Rapin and killin!
These posts are very stereotypical and racist!! This is NOT true. How can you talk about an entire race based off ONE freind? Get a life and please stop being so immature. I am black and i do not LOVE purple or red drinks, I have long beautiful hair so I do not prefer “weave” or braids, I like all diffirent types of food and I love my MOTHER. And this goes for the rest of my MANy black friends and family members